Munnabhai aur Circuit - Ishtory 2009

Hey in this segment you might find some over the head mind twisting conversations between Munnabhai and Circuit have a dekho!

Circuit: Bhai! apan ko ek angrezi chokri se bole to pyar ho gayela hai!
Munna: Hey Mamu tho nai banarela hai na mujhko!
Circuit: Arey bhai ko mamu kaise bana sakta hai !
Munna: Haan tera point bahut pointed hai magar pyar kiya hai tho problem kya
Circuit: Bhai darr lagrela hai
Munna: Arey woh salman ka picture nai dekha kya "Pyaar Kiya Toh Darneka Kaikoo"
Circuit: Bhai sahi kaha magar mujhe angrezi nahi aati wahi lochaa hai!
Munna: Are english bole tho maska and angrezi bole tho butter apne ko donoh language aata hai bol kaunsa seekhega?
Circuit: Bhai koi bhi chalega!
Munna: Acha yeh book pakad is main jo likha hai woh padh aur dekh mera kamaal.
Circuit: Thik hai, bhai angrezi main likhela hai hindi main bolneka "Taste The Thunder"
Munna: Toofan ko Chatneka
Circuit: The World is not enough.
Munna: Duniya apun ke liye jaazti nahi hai bidu.
Circuit: 50 First Dates
Munna: Pehle pachaas khajoor
Circuit: Bhai ab main Hindi main bolta hai tum angrezi main bolneka
Munna: Bole toh jhakaas mamu.
Circuit: Subah ka bhoola hua shyam ko laut aaye tho use bhoola nahi kehti
Munna: If sumbody forget to come in the morning comes in the evening he is not forgotten he is asked y late coming?
Circuit: bhai bole tho solid. ab main jaa sakta hu apni angrezi item se baat karneko

Circuit meets Rozanne
Rozaane: Hey how r u circuit?
Circuit: Bole toh I m phuntastic!
Rozaane: Wow u learned english for me?
Circuit: Nai bole tho bhai ne only teach angrezi no english
Rozanne: No honey u r talking in English
Circuit: Dekh main angrezi main talking not english and what u calling me honey, shahad tujhe main madhumakhi dikhta hu
Rozanne: No honey u are talking in english
Circuit: Ek bajao kya kaan ke neeche kya honey honey keeping calling main madhumakhi nai hoing
Rozanne: U r Impossible
Circuit: Hayla mere naam bhi bhool gayee I m Circuit not Impossible
Rozaane: You roudy u have no manners get lost
Circuit: Manners? abe mere jaisa man kahi not finding and lost i m not lost main ghooma nahi hu i know where me going!

Circuit returns to Munna
Munna: Tho Namrata se baat ki?
Circuit: Nahi bhi namrata nahi rozanne thi
Munna: Wahi tho Mamu poochrela hai Rozanne se Namrata se baat ki
Circuit: Bhai yeh namrata ko bheech main kaiko laarele ho?
Munna: Namrata woh matlab Vinamrata
Circuit: Vinamrata??? namrata ki bhen hai kya???
Munna: Abe namrata bole tho politeness mamu
Circuit: Haan bhai pehle tho Vinamra se baat ki fir mujhe honey honey karke chidane lagi, bhai main angrezi main bolrela tha aur wo bol reli thi main english bol rela hu.
Bhai aap pe doubt karne bol rahi thi keh rahi thi ke bhai ne angrezi nai english sikhayee hai
Majhi khopdi khisakli ani me tyala fhatke dille.
Munna: Ae mamu tune galat kiya kiya ladki ko marneka nai hota hai chal Dr. Asthana se poochte hai English aur Angrezi main kya farak hai??

.....to be continued CW9VHGV4BXC6