Bolly Jokzzz

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Well this is an entirely new segment which you wont find anywhere. Full of Bolly jokzzz and Pj's.
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AAMIR post Ghajini
Heyy people dont get scared if aamir calls you and asks thats who is he, coz he has got the Ghajini syndrome, he played the role to such perfection that now he forgetz everything within 15 minutes and writes all over his body to remember. Thats called perfection!!

AKSHAY: Singh is Kinng Singh is Kinng yeh harr koi jaane!
SRK: Nahi akshay there is only one king, SRK - the king
Akshay: Hatt oye! abe bachche ki jaan lega tu, tu tho khud ko baadshah kehta phirta hai, Kinng tho main hoon, Kinng of Bollywood, Singh is Kinng aur Chandni Chowk to China main bhi Liu Sheng - the kinng.
SRK - Badshah ka matlab king aur king ka matlab badshah hota hai, one and the same
Akshay: Abe oye bakri aadmi, memne ke bachche suniyo zara, abe one and the same nahi hota, teri picture ka naam tha Kuch Kuch Hota Hai agar main film ka naam rakhoo Something Something Happening tho kya copyright wala kahega its one and the same.
SRK: Nahi nahi alag ho jayega
Akshay: Tho wahi tho kaha maine bhootni ke! Kinng pe sirf mera copyright hai tu hoga koi badshah!
SRK: Its ok akki bade bade shehro main choti choti baatein hoti rehti hai, achchi baat kahi hai tumne.
AKSHAY: Baatein to main sachchi kerta hoon, achchi sabko lagti hai! Aaahhhheeeeeee! Lag Gayee!

Q. Why cudnt the director offer the role of Veerappan to Aamir.
A. Coz he took 2 years to grow moustache for Mangal Pandey, it will take 9 years for veerappan to release.

Q. What will you say if there are more than one devdas at one place.
A. Bev-Daas

Q. The wife of Dev-D will be called????
A, Bev-D

Bips: John darling currently m feeling unsecured
John: Kya hua honey, kisse darr hai?? Priyanka se??
Bips: No!
John: Kareena, Katrina, Rani, Ameesha, Deepika
Bips: No! its Abhishek! Kal tumne mere saamne hi to kaha "bane chahe dushman zamana hamara salamat rahe dostana hamara!!"

Himesh: Kitne Armaan, maan maan maan maan jaage tere waaste sohniye!!
Sohniya: Haayo rabba itne armaan jagaye ke mere saare armaan marr gaye!

Himesh: Tum saanson main, tum dil main, tum jigar main utarr gayee, humko deewana, deewana kar gaye.
Sohniya: Tumm jigar se, tum jigar se, kidney main utaar gayee, humko kidney, kidney stone de gaye!

Himesh: Takk tana nana tandoori nights tandoori nights tandoori nights
SRK: Kkkkkkkkkk...kolkatta knightz kolkatta knightz kolkatta knightz
Himesh: Are SRK tumne gana shuru karr diya????
SRK: Arey jab singer aake acting karne lagey hai, tho mujhay singing winging chalu karni padegi naa.....hadippa!!

Himesh: Aooooo huzuur tera tera tera surroooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Sohniya: Oh hazuuurrrrrr gaaaaa raha hai dekho khajuuuuuuurrrrrrrr!

Why did Sunny Deol uproot the tap from Pakistan in Gadar?
A. Coz with movies not working, to start a new business, i think he might have to get some more taps from Pak.

Stay tuned for more!